"Why don't you go to Liechtenstein so you can suck the prince's cock?"

--cerulise

 te he,
the funniest read
in sparks, like a comet swift
or a grape slipper

i read and he
the dumbest seed
between soft knees
and a carnivorous
sperm bank,
well, her
sluice goose.

\\she plucked it clean
  and filled my pillow with her scratchy furs.
//
\\
//
but it weren't no well
just full devotion not so, errr,
top-hat, nor bearded

just grimy muscles with shit stains
on the walls
and a kitchen sink underneath the duvet
i blinded myself looking
at her mothballed clit
told myself to stop lollipopping it--

i think she put a disco ball on the end of it
and i was the blue light, hunchback

puttering about in the petting zoo.
though really just couldn't be fucked
to go on google maps,

and my mouth is the sorest
from mouthing.